In the run-up to NASCAR’s initial foray into Grant Park and the Loop, in 2023, Chicago Street Race president Julie Giese described the coming event as a “love letter” to the city.
It would be a talking point used by all those bringing auto racing to an urban population that hadn’t exactly been clamoring for it. Former Mayor Lori Lightfoot also called it a “love letter.” On NBC, which televised the first two Cup Series races here before giving way to TNT this year, announcers leaned into the use of “love letter,” too.
That’s a whole lotta love. Ain’t it grand?
Alas, not so much if you don’t feel it in return.
After three years of this relationship, it’s time — beyond time — to write a “letter” back. This one’s on behalf of all the denizens of this great place who are feeling smothered, turned off, or worse yet, just plain bored.
Ahem:
It’s not you, NASCAR. It’s us.
Before you motored into our lives, we never knew we needed auto racing on our beloved lakefront. That’s because we didn’t need it. We speak baseball here. Football. Basketball. Hockey. Our teams might not be fluent in those languages, but we are. You say “drafting,” we think Colston Loveland. You say “banking,” we think Ricketts. You say “ovals,” we think White Sox box score. You say “restrictor plate,” we blink like idiots.
Do you see where we’re going with this? We need some space. Unfortunately, you kind of have this way of taking up the entire best part of downtown, forcing us to take weird, annoying alternate routes just to avoid you. We don’t want to have to behave that way ever, let alone for two whole weeks.
We’re just not feeling fireworks, if you know what we mean. And you do, because there were no fireworks downtown on the Fourth of July. Instead — sponsored by you — they took place on the Fifth of July, which isn’t even a holiday. That makes about as much sense as the Taste of Chicago happening in September. Was that a cheap shot? Sorry.
It’s just that we’ve grown apart. Or at least we’re trying to.
This really hot guy we know once said, “Life is experiencing new things.” That hot guy was Chicago Street Race grand marshal Derrick Rose, who was presented with a heavy leather jacket featuring the design of the Flag of Chicago to wear as he stood on the track on an 85-degree day and yelled, “Drivers, start your engines!” Were you trying to kill him, or merely give him heatstroke? Because we don’t think either one is what he meant by “new things.”
The point is, we’ve got some new things we’d like to experience: old things. Old things like a souvlaki kebab, a giant turkey leg and some delicious lumpia enjoyed next to Buckingham Fountain in early July, as God intended. Old things like the lakefront being a picture-perfect postcard, not a Dale Earnhardt poster.
These last few years, things have been moving too fast. If only the same could be said about the cars on the racecourse. When they haven’t been sloshing around under torrential rain, they’ve been stuck interminably under caution flags. And that’s when you aren’t moving up a finish line by dozens of laps just to squeeze in an ending. Let’s just say it hasn’t quite taken our breath away.
But listen, maybe we can still be friends? Very distant ones.
One of your biggest old stars, Kevin Harvick, promised us a couple of years ago that things between us would work out beautifully.
“Once we get you out there in person, we won’t lose you,” he said.
Did you ever really even have us, though? We wonder.
You know, a lot of folks are saying you’re thinking about ending things, too. Is it true? Will your street-racin’ heart soon belong to some other city?
If so, it’ll probably be best for both of us. Who knows? Head on down the road and we might even miss you. Hey, you should come back someday. Maybe our timing will be better in five, 10, 50 years.
Until then: Don’t let the turkey leg hit you on the way out.
Shoot, that was harsher than we intended to be. Let’s try that again.
Later, y’all.
Shane Van Gisbergen does a victory burnout after winning the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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Shane Van Gisbergen pumps his fists while standing on top of his car after winning the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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Shane Van Gisbergen kicks a signed rugby ball into the crowd after winning the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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Shane Van Gisbergen crosses the finish line during the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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Fans watch the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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Fans cheer as drivers race on Michigan Avenue during the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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Drivers make their way down Columbus Drive during the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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Crew members stand for the National Anthem before the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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Crew members huddle before the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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Fans watch as drivers race at the starting line during the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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Alex Bowman makes his way towards turn 2 during the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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Zane Smith makes his way through turn 1 during the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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Drivers race in the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
Crews work after an accident on Michigan Avenue during the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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Crews work after an accident on Michigan Avenue during the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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A yellow flag is raised after a crash during the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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Crews work after a crash during the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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Fans watch as drivers make their way to turn 1 during the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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Crews work after an accident on Michigan Avenue during the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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Pit crews for Kyle Larson work on his vehicle during the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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Drivers make their way through turn 1 during the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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Shane Van Gisbergen, followed by AJ Allmendinger, make their way through turn 12 during the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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Deborah Cosey Lane holds a helmet as NASCAR driver Austin Hill signs it on Sunday.
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Katherine Legge walks to pit road before the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson walks to pit road before the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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Christopher Bell (20) gets in his car before the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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Fans watch as drivers race at the starting line during the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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Noah Gragson rides a scooter before the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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Drivers race during the NASCAR Cup Series Grant Park 165 on Sunday.
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Shane Van Gisbergen stands atop his car and celebrates after winning the NASCAR Xfinity Series Loop 110 on Saturday.
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Shane Van Gisbergen carries the NASCAR Xfinity Series Loop 110 trophy after winning it on Saturday.
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Shane Van Gisbergen does his victory burnout after winning the NASCAR Xfinity Series Loop 110 on Saturday.
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Fans watch the NASCAR Xfinity Series Loop 110 race on Saturday.
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Brennan Poole and Harrison Burton race through turn 12 during the NASCAR Xfinity Series Loop 110 on Saturday.
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Fans watch the NASCAR Xfinity Series Loop 110 race on Saturday.
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Fans watch as NASCAR drivers race near turn 9 during the NASCAR Xfinity Series Loop 110 on Saturday.
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Fans watch as NASCAR drivers take turn 9 during the NASCAR Xfinity Series Loop 110 on Saturday.
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Pit crews with Jeb Burton work on his car during the NASCAR Xfinity Series Loop 110 on Saturday.
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Shane Van Gisbergen gathers with his crew before the NASCAR Xfinity Series Loop 110 race on Saturday.
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Austin Hill prays with his family before the NASCAR Xfinity Series Loop 110 race on Columbus Drive on Saturday.
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Jeremy Clements races during the NASCAR Xfinity Series Loop 110 on Saturday.
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Hundreds of fans watch as the Zac Brown Band performs after the NASCAR Xfinity Series Loop 110 on Saturday.
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